December 19, 2012 – 08:25 a.m.
A little morning humor courtesy of the Mayan calendar.
For those readers who haven’t kept up, Friday is December 21, the day the world is suppose to end according to the Mayan calendar.
What’s still unknown is whether the earth’s demise will be the result of an asteroid impact, planetary collision or shifting of the magnetic poles.
Filed under: Administration of the Blog, General
Famous Mayan Proverb: It’s not nice to fool with Mother Nature.
2nd Mayan Proverb: If you elect a Josie you will be sorry, she is very stupid.
@#2
No need to make up your own Proverb…there are enough proverbs out there written, long ago, to describe our BOS.
You mentioned Josie, I want to shine some light on the overly quiet elephant in the BOS’s room: GARY OVITT
Mexican Proverb: “The fierce to the bullring go, the tame to the cattle pen. This characterizes Mexican defiance: He who fails to face life fiercely is deemed dishonorable and is shamefully compared to a bull not worthy of the bullring.”
That describes Gary Ovitt in his “leadership” position as Senior County Supervisor, where he has remained neutral in the CATTLE PAN drowning in his weakness and cowardliness; and his silence failing those whom DEPENDED on him.
As an elected, most senior County Supervisor, and on the committee of two, instead of standing up to Josie and Mike Ramos, Ovitt runs off on a vacation as soon as he is DEPENDED upon to screen candidates and make a decision for County Sheriff. What does Ovitt do as an Ordained Minister now when they DEPEND upon him to handle the calls of members of his congregation who feel the presence and weight of a force …does Gary rush to see if it’s a good or bad presence, or does he tell his wife to say he is NOT HOME, unavailable, out of town, or that he’ll be working late screening the dozens of candidates resumes?
“shifting of the magnetic poles”… I wonder what we will all look like after that? Will the magnetic pull morph the good looking into pathetically deformed humans and the ugly morph into beautiful human beings?
Very clever, glad to see Erwin has a sense of humor, we needed this!
Saturday’s nothingness, however, looks spookier than Friday!
14 most twisted original Twilight Zone twist endings:
The Silence
I Shot an Arrow Into the Air
Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
Time Enough at Last
Eye of the Beholder
Five Characters in Search of an Exit
To Serve Man
Where Is Everybody?
The After Hours
The Midnight Sun
Nothing in the Dark
The Little People
Third From the Sun
The Invaders
People Are Alike All Over
Last one through the pearly gates is a rotten egg.
Anyone who sat through that BOS joke of a Sheriff selection process would be so discouraged in our current political atmosphere they would welcome the Mayan prophesy. Or, would say if Darwin were right we won’t be here long anyway, because we are too stupid a species to survive. Anyone who listened to Josie go on and on for too long probably impaled themselves on a plastic knife from the cafeteria and aren’t here to know the world is ending anyway….
Lets hope Josie is a Mayan follower. I watched the BOS sheriff’s selection process on line. The Mayan Monkey Josie would not shut that stupid mouth.The other monkies failed to move or talk much. I think I heard Lovingood burp and Ramos fart. I wanted to throw my computer out the window, but that would not shut that ignorant Josies’ mouth. When Beemer the former under sheriff slumped up to the stand to talk. I could only hear his heavy breathing. I thought he was flirting with the head rat face Josie. Yes if I would have been there a plastic fork to my eye would have been great.
Josie is notorious for causing seizures with her stupidity, and those Mayans would NOT have tolerate that mind numbing “noise” coming out of her mouth.
Had the Mayans been at that BOS meeting, they would NOT have impaled THEMSELVES, or poked THEMSELVES in the eye with a fork…NO!
These Mayan men would have sprung into action immediately…shouting commands at once:
“Lovingood you take her right arm-
Ramos her left
what’s your name, take the right leg,
Ovitt, stop crying, and hold down the left leg
I’ll extract her heart quickly.
If she does not shut up we’ll just have to flay her, decapitate her, hurl her from a precipice, or just be done with her and throw her into a limestone sinkhole!
#9, Hahahaha, too funny! Especially the “Ovitt stop crying part”, I can’t stop laughing!! He was such a woos!! It’s too perfect…. (not that I condone or endorse that sort of thing:-)