Thursday, September 30, 2010 – 12:30 p.m.

Wow! Attorney Gloria Allred put out her smoking gun today. Absent Meg Whitman’s fingerprints though.

Allred called another full-blown press conference to present a Social Security Administration mis-match letter issued seven years ago. Allred alleges the letter was partially completed by Whitman’s husband.

Not Whitman.

Allred say her client, Nicana Diaz Santillan, was abused by Whitman. Allred called Whitman a liar.

But don’t the rich usually hire undocumented labor on the cheap and pay off-the-books in order to avoid taxes?

At an earlier news conference a matter-of-fact Whitman laid the blame for this joke for a scandal at the feet of Attorney General Jerry Brown.

Whitman paid Santillan $23 per hour. Not $5.

Santillan’s work week was 15 hours. Not 60.

Whitman paid any related taxes on Santillan.

Allred forgot about the fact Santillan provided false documents to get hired.

Luckily for all of us Allred’s ran this press train into the ground.