Written by Administrator
May 16th, 2010 at 2:33 pm

It seems someone has called a spade a spade. Yep, that’s right! Someone finally recognizes Mikey for what he is.

Apparently, San Bernardino County District Attorney Mike Ramos has his “panties in a wad,” to quote my source. Ramos had a large campaign sign posted at Ford Street and I-10. Well someone wrote “womanizer” on it. Mikey found out and the Redlands Police Department was called to take the sign down, enter it into evidence and investigate the crime of the century. So our tax dollars are once again being put to good use and the citizens of Redlands can feel safe knowing that there is so little crime in Redlands that their officers have time for such an important investigation.

Gosh, they can dust the sign for fingerprints; subpoena all surveillance tapes in the area and go through each, frame by frame, looking for persons of interest; and finally they can send out a plea to all citizens to come forward without fear of retribution if they were witness to this heinous crime. No stone shall be left unturned. Is the Redlands Police Department up to such an important investigation? Maybe they should call in the Federal Bureau of Investigation for expert help. Oops, I forgot. The FBI is already here.

Ok, I guess it’s time for Deputy McGruff to take action. McGruff will get to the bottom of this dogpile!

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